Friend: “Hey remember in 6th grade when y-“
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
FUCKING CHEEF KEEF POSTER
when a bitch is being shady and ur hunty offers to drag ha but youre like
Is this fucking englishlook at this huntyphobia
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need
when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr
When I start dancing at the club to a good song
Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
when people who can’t sing never stop singing
straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”
I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD
when you hear someone take a bubblegum from their pocket