in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s
extremely republican teenagers scare me
"do you eat ass?"
Just one more plane ride till I’m united w my baby girl Asia. I think we just locked in on hour 24 of traveling back from Australia.
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
mom: u have to go to church
srry mom i cant go i only follow for follow
when people start getting close to your friends
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.